like50breadsticks:

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

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demonicdivagation:

What’s cooler than being cool?

ice cold.

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kohthefacedealer:

whitewhoreneedsmoreblackcocks:

ultrafacts:

Coolest movie theaters from around the world.

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Now on my “bucket list” to visit each theater and enjoy a movie night there.

Not to detract from this post but are we just gonna ignore that url

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras, via itdoesabitthough)

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

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