friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
(Source: magicconchshelly, via alrightbritain)
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
(Source: sleep-ran, via thesilvertophat)
The longer I’m on this website, the more I’m convinced words are just made up and it doesn’t help that sometimes the first result that pops up are tumblr-related. But whatever. I don’t care enough to whine more. Just give me a jumble of letters and we’re cool.